My feet hurt sometimes. Too much turkey makes me feel like I’m going to shit an entire undigested turkey foot. Or an entire foot of undigested turkey.
Here’s the deal: my sister had cancer last year. My wife and I moved to Austin to help her deal with some of the issues related to chemo. Chemo, even when it’s working (and it did, my sister is alive) is a dreadful thing. And it seems like it’s never going to end. And it is such bullshit.
Fuck cancer. Fuck it hard.
Yes, that’s me abusing a turkey. More abuses of food can be seen or avoided at the Artmound.
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