Tag: cancer

Feet, Food and Cancer.

My feet hurt sometimes. Too much turkey makes me feel like I’m going to shit an entire undigested turkey foot. Or an entire foot of undigested turkey. Here’s the deal: my sister had cancer last year. My wife and I ...

Marge is Dead

…………………………………………………………………………………………. Marge’s husband drove a pickup truck with one hand. He drank alcohol and, in his cups, shot off his arm with a carelessly-regarded shotgun. Many years later he died on a rubber mat, too old and feeble to speak ...