The Crab-Shuffle
I ask each of you
Please forgive me
As I crab-shuffle down the row
Presenting my ass to each of you
(get a good look but don’t touch it)
I’m late to the show
But does it matter?
Someone will fuck
Someone will get sick
Someone will file his taxes late
Someone will throw a roast at a passing airplane
You know what?
I may sleep through this one
And I don’t care what you think
Because this show is terrible
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