Either way, you’re fucked. Maybe much of the rampant childishness that passes for adulthood is a misguided, ham-fisted response to an intuitive realization of this general omni-fuckery. Why else would a grown man rap about his shoes or the things he’s purchased? Why else would a girl go wild? Why else would a man go to a public toilet for a blowjob? Surely a better blowjob can be had elsewhere.

But I am convinced that at hand is an upgrade – even within me, perhaps. Only an upgrade. I’m certainly not going to tell you what to do because as you well know, (and I’ve told you this over and over) either way you’re fucked.



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